DailySouthParkQuote

Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems.

"I would never let a woman kick my ss (https://www.deviantart.com/ss). If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ss (https://www.deviantart.com/ss) back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

Well yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like, a beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid.

"You, sir, have mocked Cartman before, yet you too sit here demanding answers! Now damn you, let him speak!"

"Is the team standing by to f**k that little boy Kyle?"

Oh no, I'm the Japanese and I had a bad day. I think I'm gonna kill myself!

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'

"But what if I'm trying to put on the nose and the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?!" "Tweek, when has that ever happened, except for that one time?"

Stan: Dude, we don't have any talent. Cartman: That didn't stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" "You Bastards!"